The world conqueror is great. Because it is the most respected person all over the world.
Speaking of process of conquering the world, it would be very difficult, because nobody has achieved it yet. Considering for things which is almost impossible means wasting time. Therefore, I will tell about story which is after achievement of being The World Conqueror.
“YES, YES. What’s up?”
“How are you solving about world issues such as world worming, religious war, nuclear war, energy, food and water, North-South gap and etc…?”
“Good question! Actually, I have already arranged a meeting for them. My project team accepts only positive ideas to solve them. If we manage to coop it with great effort, we must get great results, as I am sure. Please leave them to me”
“No, I don’t mean so. I want to ask about your concrete plan to solve them. Please explain your project more concretely?”
“More concretely?
I mean… everybody in the world should make their best effort.
Please do your best!
Thank you. BYE THEN”
I think that only I can answer is like that. It sounds like just a symbol or a stupid king. As result of this, The world conqueror is just stupid dream.
By The Way, Real great dream would be Gourmet Reporters on TV or Michelin reporters. They are really nice occupations, only they have to do is to report “This is delicious!” If the dish really look like delicious, audience may be convinced with the report without wondering.
“YES, YES. Chef?”
“How do you think our dishes?”
“OH, this is really nice! Especially this lamb is delicious!”
“No, this is mutton.”
“… … …”
“I think this wine is also nice, it would be Chateau Hault Brion, priceless Vintage 1970, right? It is really different to cheap wine”
“No, it is Australian cheap wine”
“… … … Geeeeeee…
I am not a good feeling! I can’t give any Stars to your restaurant!
Suck ass! BYE THEN!”
“Hey, you forget to pay!”
I think that only I can answer is like that. Although, I admire the dish, the chef was really rude. As result of this, The Michelin reporter is just stupid dream.
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Hey Akey,
ReplyDeletehm the gallery is nice...but I would like to see more pictures with you on it...not only the baka culture >__<.My request: I want a nice photo were you eating some curry and you have to smile when you eat that curry XDDD
T-chan <3
B, Ba, Baka culture???
ReplyDeleteOh my Buddha! Is the BAKA is your German word??
By The Way,
I am not in India with a girl friend. Therefore nobody here takes picture of my smile.
If I takes such picture by myself, everybody here would think I am BAKA.
Let's think about someone who are taking picture of himself with eating curry with full of his smile, saying "A-ha ha ha ha, Curry is delicious! ha ha ha Yahoo!"
He might be forced to get out from the restrant. Or Restrant owner might call to police to capture such BAKA.
Hm I would do this XD I like taking pictures of myself^^.I don`t care what other people think of me XDD
ReplyDeleteDear Akey,
ReplyDeleteI hope to be a Michelin reporter after read your article:)
I agree to T-chan.A-key,you should not care about others who is in the restaurant.I used to take a picture by myself anywhere if nobody beside me.But fortunately somebody beside me most of the time so I means,I'm not lonly...fufufu.How about you?
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