Yesterday Today Tomorrow

As I told my maid can be a translator for Hindi before, I will mention about her mysterious English at this time.

We can manage to communicate each other some how, so it is good enough as a housekeeper. However her English does not have any time tense.
I can try to understand it without time tense on grammatically. But the most problem is that she does not remember time words such as Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

TODAY is
ToouDauiie, OK? ToouDauiie. I taught her it with heavy southern drawl as like George Bush or Steven Paul Jobs.

THE DAY BEFORE TODAY is
Yastardauiie, OK? Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei ♪ It is John, Paul, George and Ringoo ♪

THE DAY AFTER TODAY is
Toamaoulaoue, OK? Toamaoulaoue The Day After Tomorrow by Roland Emmerich film.

My maid became to think them over with serious face.
Please don't think over them too much.

Me “Anyway, did you clean my room as I asked you?”
Maid “ Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei♪”
Me “You don’t need to song it...”

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, FAR FAR EAST...

I remember the time when John, Paul, George and Ringo who were wearing Kimono by marketing reason climbed down trough a ramp of Boeing 747.

After that, our music scene was totally changed by them saying YAH! YAH! YAH!, with denying all traditional cultures. Our music scene has been occupied by their style for long long time.
Exactly, their style is a rebel against old culture as Rock'n Roll, but is it real freedom?

We lost our own soul, instead of following to them.
When can we be independence?

WHATEVER,

Today, it is Indian Independence Day.

They have already got succeeded in independence from BRITISH, thanks to MAHATMA GANDHI.

Indian has got back their soul.

YAH! YAH! YAH! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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