Yesterday Today Tomorrow

As I told my maid can be a translator for Hindi before, I will mention about her mysterious English at this time.

We can manage to communicate each other some how, so it is good enough as a housekeeper. However her English does not have any time tense.
I can try to understand it without time tense on grammatically. But the most problem is that she does not remember time words such as Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

TODAY is
ToouDauiie, OK? ToouDauiie. I taught her it with heavy southern drawl as like George Bush or Steven Paul Jobs.

THE DAY BEFORE TODAY is
Yastardauiie, OK? Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei ♪ It is John, Paul, George and Ringoo ♪

THE DAY AFTER TODAY is
Toamaoulaoue, OK? Toamaoulaoue The Day After Tomorrow by Roland Emmerich film.

My maid became to think them over with serious face.
Please don't think over them too much.

Me “Anyway, did you clean my room as I asked you?”
Maid “ Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei♪”
Me “You don’t need to song it...”

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