SATONI

There are many manufactured products all over the world. However only wine product is allowed unstable quality. Even from same chattoue, products in some particular years make incredible price at auction. It sounds like a bad joke.

Although I stated negative thing of wine, I like it. I am not foolish to spend big money for exclusive wine. Strongly recommend Chilean or Australian. Apparently, there are only bad French wines on same price range. Therefore you don’t need to think over about French wines.

By the way, I should mention about Indian wine, and found a good bland.
Red SATONI. Although it has great body, still has young, sour fruity taste. Especially its body is nice which has bit bitter, however its fruity taste covers its bitter.

If you have a chance to go to India, I strongly recommend you to taste SATONI.

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INDIAN TRAFFIC

India has 5 types of public vehicle. Firstly, it is Rikishaw, Secondly bus. Thirdly Taxi, Fourthly Convoy in Transformers. As everybody who is reading this blog is not so foolish, you may realize that the Convoy is totally lie.

Lie story does not make any thing. Therefore I would like to tell real story.
There is codename RX-78 Next generation vehicle RIKISHAW in India. The first prototype of Rikisha was rubbed by Prof. Mohed who was Chief Development Officer of Rikisha. Then he covered up Rikishaw in South-America. However, Test driver Gandhi-Othello got it back from the professor. And then, he took it to India.
As it is Next generation vehicle, Rikishaw is totally different to our well-know vehicle, Firstly it has only 3 wheels. Secondly windshield wiper is manual type. Thirdly its engine seems to come from 30 years ago, which is easy to stop. Fourthly its speed mater does now work well. What’s more, it can’t go back. It means to cut away some fat, so you may understand Rikishaw is well customized as next generation vehicle.

As a result of this story, Production model of Rikisha has spread out all over the India. You would catch many Rikishaws in your site on Indian street. You would also see Taxi on street. Also Indian taxi isn’t our well-know vehicle. You may think that Japan has Taxi too. Yes, you may be right, it is named taxi, so it has common point to Japanese taxi which is to have 4 wheels, that’s it.
The design concept of Indian taxi is also to cut away some fat. Firstly it does not have any side mirrors. Secondly windshield wiper is manual type. Thirdly its engine is easy to stop. Fourthly its speed mater does now work well. Fifthly it does not have AC. Be Next generation style customized.

One day, I went to Victoria station where takes almost an hour from my place. At that time, I realized a guy in taxi which I caught. “Well? Is he navigator?” I asked so, but I could not get any clear answer. But after half an hour later, I could understand him. We got engine stop on highway. I pushed our taxi with the guy. He is the man to push the taxi when it gets engine stop. We pushed the taxi almost 10 M, finally engine made sound. “OK! Let’s ride in!” I could get happiness of life on highway.

There are so great Taxi and Rikishaw in India. Such super vehicles have super drivers without wondering. The super Indian drivers do not follow to law, but they don’t make any traffic accident. I guess India does not have anytraffic laws which sound far from modern. What’s more they can drive very well. My surprise is they can accurate speed even in big rain. I mean that they don’ use window wiper, because it is manual type. Therefore I have only one word. They are super drivers.
They may be able to drive without sight.

I bet Indian has secret function with them. It would be that a dot on Indian brow. It might have miracle power to give them 6th sense, which contacts with something.

According to my guessing, that dot on Indian brow receives signals by all satellites (the almanac) high above the Earth. Indian drivers calculate the arrival time of each message to measure the distance to each satellite. It might seem that three satellites would be enough to solve for a position, since space has three dimensions.

Please don’t say it is impossible, because Indian people are mastery of multiplication tables, as you know. Such culculation of 3 dimensions is easy for Indian.

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2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY #1

Recently, number of comments seems to be reducing. It gives my mind to be upset to create new post of blog. As this situation, I have made up my mind to write something what I really want. However, I had already written what I want even until now. So nothing would be changed.

Regarding to 2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY, Kubrick had passed away with giving only questions to us. I have to say he is kidding too much.

By the way, AI, which stands for Artificial Intelligence. This is one of theme of the film. HAL9000, which is main computer of Starship DISCOVERY has became conscious of himself? This is really big mystery.

Few years ago, Artificial Innocence, which means Chatterbot became a popular topic of those days. In fact, it is too much simple logic which react with inputted words against user inputted words. If its word dictionary becomes vast expanding, it looks like someone who really awakes conscious. But you may realize that it is not thought with this process which just makes outcome by input. Even it includes selecting suitable words from dictionary using program process, which does not mean thinking. Take “Chinese Room” by Searle for example, you may understand it.

Thinking routine of Chess program is also similar to Artificial Innocence. It seems to decide next move by thinking, but next move has been decided by positioning of pieces on a chessboard. Chess program just selects next move from thousands of inputted pattern. This process is really far from thinking and awaking conscious. Chess programs such IBM Deep Blue is said Weak AI. Recently, there is idea of Synthetic Intelligence. But such idea did not exist when 2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY was released.

Some say that HAL awaked conscious, because of the scene in the film which describes HALL begged for his life to David Bowman. This interpretation is not enough, because Jupiter mission was defined as the first priority for HAL. If HAL9000 was stopped by Bowman, its success probability would become zero parentage. It was just output against event method, which Bowman tried to stop HAL. INPUT makes OUTPUT, it means totally same to chess programs and Artificial Innocence.

By the way, what is conscious? German psychologist Freud said it is EGO, it means that Desire, he explained two parts of them with first layer of desire and second layer of desire. First of them means basic desires such as appetite, sexual libido and so on, and second layer is based on fist layer. Take greedy fore example, you would never think about money without appetite and sex desire. His name is quite famous all over the world. But his theory is almost denied by modern psychology, because his theory does not have enough evidence, be only based on sleeping theory. However, it does not mean that all his ideas are denied. We need to accept at least one of his words which is that one’s conscious is composed by EGO. Our god implemented big EGO to human being. Do you know if we can implement EGO to computers? This is a really big challenge. I think “2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY” is trying to this big challenge. Following my idea is that only someone who saw the film at least three times, can understand it. Therefore if you have not seen the film, you can ignore my idea until you see the film.

I think that people can’t impairment EGO into computer at all by Kubrick assume. So, HAL9000 did not awake his conscious? No, I don’t mean so. Even though, people can’t do it, someone who is superior to us could give a trigger to awake HAL9000’s EGO. The thing put black board on the surface of the moon. Then the thing required result of earth civilization. Someone who can reach to Jupiter means that he must be final result of earth. The thing doesn’t need to care whether the summiteer is human which is composed mostly of amino acid or not. Although, David Bowman became a conception in the end of the film, HAL9000 was only person to realize it by his mechanical analysis. The analysis let him get strong desire which even human being can’t expect. If it is, HAL became awake his own conscious, which means that HAL really begged for his life to David Bowman. And we can understand why HAL murdered clues in DISCORVERY.

My idea is come only from “2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY” film by Kubrick. “2010” which is said the second arc of it and Arthur C. Clarke published some stories. But they are totally different works to “2001”. Frequently Clerk is an original author of “2001”, but he just wrote novelize version of it at same time to when “2001” was filmed. Therefore, the original author of “2001: A SPACE ODDESSAY” film is apparently Kubrick. I used some words “Black Board” and “Conception” daringly, because Monolith and Star Child is the words only in novelize version of it. Please understand that my idea is come only from “2001: A SPACE ODDYSSEY” film by Kubrick.

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Mr. INTERNET

This curry has been on Internet almost for 2 months.
You may think that there are only ludicrous essays in this blog. As I have never written any serious essays, your thought is apparently right. I in myself also realized my essay is too much ludicrous, so I declared in 小天竺 in Japanese version before that I would mention about FUKUDA – cabinet seriously. However, FUKUDA – cabinet disappeared three days later from that.
Now Japan has ASO – cabinet. His face is scary.

The result is why there are only ludicrous essays in this blog, Because, I don’t understand what blog is very much. So before writing my first essay USELESS INFORMATION, I researched blogs on net. However, almost all of blogs on the world says something like that “I went to travel Yeah Yahoo!” or “I had nice grommet restraint Yeah! Yahoo!” Especially in the case of Japanese blogs, they say that “I ate nice Ramen noodle YEAH! YAHOO!”, I don’t know why Japanese blogers love Ramen noodle and Yahoo! so much. Though, they are my forerunners, I need to learn lessons from them. So I thought I should have wrote something like Indian travel guide or “I ate curry Yeah! Yahoo!” as I have been in India now. But, I think it is too much boring for me. Because of INTERNET today, I think Ramen blogers do not seem to know it. If you type “RAMEN” on Google search input box, A lot of dishes of Ramen would appear immediately as result.“Let's eat! Yeah!” You may think that this story is lie. Yes, you are right. This story is lie. To tell the truth, you can get information of Ramen as search result. As you know, information can’t be eaten. Thus I have to say it is boring. However, there are valuable information, take travel information for example. If you want to go somewhere, you can type your destination on Google, Mr. Internet may give too much information to you immediately. It means many Indian travel information have already been in Mr. Internet. As a result of this thought, writing such information by me does not make any sense. Therefore I have avoided writing such local information or high valuable information. As a result of this thought, my blog has only ludicrous essays. COME ON!

Too much for small talk, let's go to main topic.
My blog has funny contents such as music and PORTFOLIO. At this time, I would like you to know about WORLD ACCESS LOG. It is really cool function which shows a world map and tells where visitor comes from. Currently, the map has some clusters on USA, CANADA, CHINA, TAIWAN, GERMANY, RUMANIA. And much bigger clusters are India and Japan. These clusters would grow up thanks to your access. Big cluster means it gets many access from that region. Indian cluster might be from my access lol. However, effort of Japanese team is deserving of praise. I would like other country teams to follow to Japan team.

In conclusion, Mr. Internet is really great. I strongly recommend you to touch him.

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Cookingbar

I mentioned about my maid before, there are maid again at this time.

Maid “What would you like lunch box today?”
Me “Everything is OK, except for curry”
Maid “How about sandwich?”
Me “Sounds good, you can use ham in a fridge”
Maid “It is already over”
Me “How about sausage?”
Maid “It is already finish”
Me “Then, what do we have?”
Maid “Cookingbar, I will cook sandwich with Cookingbar”
Me “Sounds good! Anyway, what is cookingbar you said?”
Maid “Cookingbar means Cookingbar”
Me “I can’t understand Hindu as you know, please say it in English”
Maid “Cookingbar is English”

After her saying, she took a cucumber from a fridge.

Maid “This is Cookingbar!”
Me “Hey! It is cucumber!”

My English is also Japanese English, which is not so fantastic. But I think cucumber is not Cookingbar.

By the way, this story is not related to main theme of this essay. The point of this essay is smoking. From 2nd of this month, Indian government has started to forbid smoking inside every building strictly. Australia also forbid smoking, but smoking in Pub can be allowed. So it is much stricter than Australia.
Ridiculous.

And even outside, it does not seem to allow smoking in commence area. Sidewalk means commence area, so we have to smoke on street where cars run.
Dangerous.

What’s more, even at home, if maid feels bad, it does not seem to allow smoking.
Unbelievable.

As I am a heavy smoker, it is bothering to me. My boss says “You would be better stop smoking at this good opportunity” What is he saying? If I can do, I would have already stopped it. Actually, I decide to stop smoking at least 5 times a year, it means I fail it 5 times a year.
Stupid me.

As I got heat up, I felt dizzy. So I started to smoke…
The time when I was being with Marlboro’s smoke, maid comes to me.

Maid “Akey! Cookingbar!”
Me “Shut up…”

Cookingbar

RESULT OF POLL

* What is your dinner today?
According to survey of this, we can know that the world does not eat curry so much. And it proves that I have not told my blog to Indian people. If they vote this, I bet its outcome must be totally different.

*What should I deal with a porno spam comment?
According to survey of this, the world can’t decide it, or the world might not be interested in my blog. However, I have got next spam comments, so I decided to make all comments be posted by permission. But my concern is that my blog is not so big popular, so it has not got enough good comments yet. Therefore if this regulation let number of comment to reduce, I should think over it again.

Australian summer night memory

It was in summer of 2003.
The Whistle of Ship, which was cruising around Daring Harbor sounded slightly.
I ordered Coke & Vodka, and had small talk with a bartender.
“How are you going?” sounded like just casual conversation, as my talking never has any meanings.

I caught a glanced one lady.
I did not mean appealing romantic interest to her as she asked me to come to the bar.

Jane repeated same thing to that she talked at telephone.

“Don’t duel on the past” I mumued.
It was no wonder that nobody came to her birthday party, because she had left Sydney almost for 2 months, and then suddenly she came back saying about her birthday.

I came to this bar as expected to hear her negative talking.
I can listen to her this night, has given up myself, and then put my empty glass on that counter, and then asked a bartender, saying “Please one more”

“Heartbreak?” the bartender mumued.

No, it was not such romantic story. As you know every body wants to come out their mind one day. Sorry as it is not so deep story, but please listen to her, if you don’t mind.

I pointed out lighting up pool, saying “How about one game?”

While Jane’s ball is hitting side of coussion, my ball was stopped.

My first stroke gave two striped balls pocketed in.

“You are solid”

“I know” she replied.

In this country, 8 balls rule is common to play.
Effective of the movie “hassler”, 9 balls rule is common in that country which is located upon this country. I think 8 balls rule is more suitable for drinking at such bar place, because 9 balls rule has more possibility to finish with one shot immediately. 8 balls play style fits into drinking.

After I pocketed 3 striped balls in, my white ball has lost.

“You don’t need to give me handicap” she said.

Who gives handicap? Actually I admired myself to pocket even 3 balls.

Before she hands a que, I ordered a grass of liquor.
“You have not drunk any liquor until now, please drink before your shot”
I passed Jack Daniel to her.

She drunk up grass of Jack Daniel, saying “Yes, I might be unfair, as have not drunk any liquor”

She never takes any romantic action… I turned her.
I interrupted something her to try to say, “please shot”

Her solid ball was pocketed in, then her white ball hit side of cussion.
“Can I shot again?”

“Sure, it is rule”

Unfortunately, her 2nd shot hit my striped ball, however she showed her smile finally when she took her 2nd glass.

I won at first game.

I don’t remember how many games we did until Daring Harbor got sunlight,
I have recalled memory of the night in Australia.

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Yesterday Today Tomorrow

As I told my maid can be a translator for Hindi before, I will mention about her mysterious English at this time.

We can manage to communicate each other some how, so it is good enough as a housekeeper. However her English does not have any time tense.
I can try to understand it without time tense on grammatically. But the most problem is that she does not remember time words such as Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

TODAY is
ToouDauiie, OK? ToouDauiie. I taught her it with heavy southern drawl as like George Bush or Steven Paul Jobs.

THE DAY BEFORE TODAY is
Yastardauiie, OK? Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei ♪ It is John, Paul, George and Ringoo ♪

THE DAY AFTER TODAY is
Toamaoulaoue, OK? Toamaoulaoue The Day After Tomorrow by Roland Emmerich film.

My maid became to think them over with serious face.
Please don't think over them too much.

Me “Anyway, did you clean my room as I asked you?”
Maid “ Yastardauiie oah mai toablo simo so fae eei♪”
Me “You don’t need to song it...”

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AKEY ONLINE PORTFOLIO

I'm proud of announcement for my ART-PORTFOLIO page.
I used to be a an artist between 1996 to 2003.
Those art peaces on my online portfolio were created during period. Sometimes I make my mind to be art again, but currently I have no time. But my soul has never lost artistic mind.

AKEY ONLINE PORTFOLIO
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Tiger and Dragon

In childhood, everybody has a hankering to conquer the world.
The world conqueror is great. Because it is the most respected person all over the world.
Speaking of process of conquering the world, it would be very difficult, because nobody has achieved it yet. Considering for things which is almost impossible means wasting time. Therefore, I will tell about story which is after achievement of being The World Conqueror.

“Hello, Hello! Mr. World Conqueror”

“YES, YES. What’s up?”

“How are you solving about world issues such as world worming, religious war, nuclear war, energy, food and water, North-South gap and etc…?”

“Good question! Actually, I have already arranged a meeting for them. My project team accepts only positive ideas to solve them. If we manage to coop it with great effort, we must get great results, as I am sure. Please leave them to me”

“No, I don’t mean so. I want to ask about your concrete plan to solve them. Please explain your project more concretely?”

“More concretely?
I mean… everybody in the world should make their best effort.
Please do your best!
Thank you. BYE THEN”

I think that only I can answer is like that. It sounds like just a symbol or a stupid king. As result of this, The world conqueror is just stupid dream.

By The Way, Real great dream would be Gourmet Reporters on TV or Michelin reporters. They are really nice occupations, only they have to do is to report “This is delicious!” If the dish really look like delicious, audience may be convinced with the report without wondering.

“Hello, Hello! Mr. Michelin reporter”

“YES, YES. Chef?”

“How do you think our dishes?”

“OH, this is really nice! Especially this lamb is delicious!”

“No, this is mutton.”

“… … …”

“I think this wine is also nice, it would be Chateau Hault Brion, priceless Vintage 1970, right? It is really different to cheap wine”

“No, it is Australian cheap wine”

“… … … Geeeeeee…
I am not a good feeling! I can’t give any Stars to your restaurant!
Suck ass! BYE THEN!”

“Hey, you forget to pay!”

I think that only I can answer is like that. Although, I admire the dish, the chef was really rude. As result of this, The Michelin reporter is just stupid dream.

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EVERYDAY CURRY

As I named INDIAN JOURNEY to my blog, I will mention about India at this time.

Tripitaka, Monkey, Pigsy and Sandy passed through areas along the Silk Road to reach it. However things are different now. THE BIG DIFFERENT IS A BOEING 747 which keeps 200-300 passengers, and has world record for 13000Km nonstop flight by a commercial airplane.

Visiting India is for business reason that it means a long stay.
Speaking long stay, I am apt to worry about daily meal.
“Perhaps, I would have to eat curry everyday?”
I got a nightmare during boarding of Boeing 747.

Even Indian people would be fed up with curry, if they eat it everyday. Indian must have Indian type of various foods… I disagreed with my nightmare by supporting this idea.

However, they are Indian who really loves curry.
When I was close to lose against my nightmare, its smell became fill into Boeing 747.

Curry was served in Boeing 747 as in-flight meal.

It would have been a first trial from Indian. I don’t want to be beaten by curry anymore.

While all of this was going on, two months have passed since I arrived at India.
How can I describe… How should I say…

India is everyday curry.

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AUTO THREE WHEELS

Everyday, I go to work by Rickshaw which is not bus or taxi, but its style is similar to cab, as hiring a car and a driver to go to direction.

However, it is cheap, is just Rs.20.
The point what is reason of cheap, because it is Auto- three wheels. Actually, I don’t know how English calls it. So I have no choice, but to call Auto- three wheels.
As you know, three wheels are easy to fall down into ground, because it has only 3 wheels.
I guess it is a big point of reasonable, we bet our life with 3 wheels.

Even though it is cheap, it also has negative points.
It can’t work under big raining, and Rickshaw driver cheats people, and refuses passengers who want to close distance.

I have to be convinced about no working in raining, because its engine seems to come from 30 years ago. But I can’t stand with their cheating.
As India has big population, there are many customers of Rickshaw. Therefore, they just prefer customers who go to far distance for their mater.
What’s more, almost all Rickshaws are not belonged to any corporate. It means they manage by themselves personally. So we don’t have any way to make claim against them.

Therefore, when they find foreigners, they are apt to try to cheat.
I might be seemed a Hollywood star, so they seem to misunderstand that I am rich, but it is totally wrong. I am poor indeed.
They say Rs.100, even though it is Rs.20 truly.
Thus, I always have a big discussion with a Rikishaw driver to discount.

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Magic TV

One evening,
When I got back to my flat, my maid was watching to TV without any sounds.

Me “I think you would be better turn volume up TV, wouldn’t you?”
Maid “TV has a problem.”
Me “I think you are more strange than TV.”
Maid “It is sound problem!”

Perhaps Indian does not know about remote controller that is great modern gadget, as I doubt. So I passed her a remote controller.

Me “Push that button for volume up.”
Maid “No, it does not work.”

I could not think so, therefore I tried to push it by myself.

Me “OH! It is giving to turn volume off!”
Maid “Yes, Remote controller does not accept our commands.”

Unbelievable! I tried to check some buttons on TV itself directly for a hour.
Incredible! Fantastic! I found Lightness setting button gives to volume up!

Therefore, I asked my maid to make claim against lease company, but she does not seem to willing to do so, saying "it is better than no sounds as it is Indian TV. "

...It was 11PM.
Maid "I will go to bed."
Me "Have a good dream."

As she went to dream, I could feel my own private time finally.I am sipping brandy glass with genteel action, humming “Cheers good night!”
“The Gold Rush - Charlie Chaplin” was being broadcasted on TV which is finally solved with its sound problem.

Sound does not matter…

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ANALYSIS OF "SHOULD"

As I am not a native English, I wonder about "SHOULD". It means "MUST" or "HAVE TO".

So I confused which one the meaning of "SHOULD" is. It sounds like slight "MUST", but basically it is softer meaning than "MUST". I wish to meet someone who can explain the analysis of "SHOULD" on grammatically.

By the way, The point of this essay is not about "SHOULD".

Almost three days passed, after I started to have this INDIAN JOURNEY which means Curry life. I got concern that perhaps my useless essay have been read by only five people. Yeah, that guy, that lady and that... I can easily imagine who reads this. This tragic fact makes me reduce my motivation to write this blog.

I needed to drum my blog up to my curry friends, because nobody read this curry, tried to force my friends to read this curry.

"Nice Picture on its title is!"

This word is from my friend... Come on...
That picture is sponsored by H.I.S which is Japanese travel company. It is not my work. When it made me disappointing, I realized my big mistake that I had only Japanese blog.

This is why I SHOULD have this English version.

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

A LONG LONG TIME AGO, FAR FAR EAST...

I remember the time when John, Paul, George and Ringo who were wearing Kimono by marketing reason climbed down trough a ramp of Boeing 747.

After that, our music scene was totally changed by them saying YAH! YAH! YAH!, with denying all traditional cultures. Our music scene has been occupied by their style for long long time.
Exactly, their style is a rebel against old culture as Rock'n Roll, but is it real freedom?

We lost our own soul, instead of following to them.
When can we be independence?

WHATEVER,

Today, it is Indian Independence Day.

They have already got succeeded in independence from BRITISH, thanks to MAHATMA GANDHI.

Indian has got back their soul.

YAH! YAH! YAH! HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

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USELESS INFORMATION

Suddenly I had made up my mind to start Blog.

Blogs are such as telling that going a trip and going to ra-men shop, etc.. so I found that blog means that totally useless information for the world. However, Internet allows spreading such information all over the world. It must be totally wasting Internet traffics at all.Therefore, I have been able to think that I can do it too.

As result of this, I have decided to start my Blog.... but I have known there are many blog services such as Yahoo, MSN, Google, Livedoor and Ameba on Japan market. I got wondering which I should choice for my useless information.Whatever, Ameba seems to be famous in Japan, so it sounds OK for me.Ameba... sounds like primitive life... it would be better than water flea.

WHATEVER, I registered it and agreed with its terms of use. Then entered my blog's title.

Now it is.

What is above one? wow!? it has adding photos... sounds to take a time... OK, later I will do it.

Anyway I found some settings, saying "Comment". What is it?Ah-ha, I see that it means that someone can leave comments for my useless blog, saying "It is great! I am impressed very much!" It would be great for me, indeed.emm... well. On second thought, it would have possibility to have negative comments from someone, saying "It is worse! It is wasting time!" Because of my useless information, It is possibly.

What should I do?

Never mind me, I think it would be better than nothing, So I should allow posting comment. And track back should be available too.

By the way, This sound like a Blog, right?It would not be a big fun, because of only text. However, its theme is useless information.

Therefore it might be OK.

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